Welcome to the F Minus Gift Shop!
Make your friends jealous by being the first person on your block to be surrounded by and covered in F Minus! 
F Minus Clock
F Minus Magnet --------- Large Buttons - Mini Buttons
F Minus Mugs
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Everyone's favorite grandpa has sold out! Not that he cares. His useless grandchildren will spend the money before he gets his hands on dime one. Ungrateful little...
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Why hire a clown when the Creepy Old Hobo is available for free, 24/7? What will you put in your Hobo mug? Lemonade? 
America would have been a lot cuter if they had gone with the other option, but no point in imagining what could have been. Especially when you can show your adorable national pride with these shirts, mugs, and totes. Nothing says America like a tote! 
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The mysterious failure of Crapple Juice Blend doesn't mean you can't still enjoy a warm cup of Crapple on a cold morning in your official Crapple mug. And if enough people wear a Crapple shirt, maybe they'll bring it back! 
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Tattoo removal is a difficult and painful process. But you'll never want to take off your Tea-Time Clown shirt or hoodie! And if you're drinking tea out of anything other than a Tea-Time Clown mug... well then it's really not tea-time, is it? 
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We can't seem to get rid of these "as is" pets, but their merchandise is flying off the shelves! 
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Celebrate the film that Ebert called, "The worst movie in the universe." (Different Ebert) Nothing is as awesome as Robobot, but these shirts and bags come close. 
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If you've got a ninja after you, you might want to drink something a little stronger than milk out of your ninja mug, because it will probably be your last. 
Everyone has someone like Ron in their office. If you don't, then you are Ron. 
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Tired of football, basketball, and baseball? Then head on down to your local liquor store around 11:30 and ask for Gus. Hopefully you'll be just in time for round one. But don't forget to wear your Underground Animal Costume Fighting shirt! 
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It's true, no matter who is wearing it! Although, I'm not sure what the tote bag is referring to.
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